1776 'Reprise' for NH Theatre Awards Script
Feb. 4, 2005

Scene with empty chamber, one piece of wall center and 3 or four tables set with quills etc.

ADAMS: (appears alone in the chamber)

"This Congress won't grant any of my proposals on Independence even so much as the courtesy of open debate! Good God, what in hell are they waiting for?!

(from the shadows the Congress emerges, conservatives holding hats/canes & Franklin with hat on)

CONGRESS (FULL CAST)
SIT DOWN, JOHN!
SIT DOWN, JOHN!
FOR GOD'S SAKE, JOHN
SIT DOWN!

SIT DOWN, JOHN!
SIT DOWN, JOHN!
FOR GOD'S SAKE JOHN,
SIT DOWN!

VOICE
SOMEONE OUGHT TO OPEN UP A WINDOW!

CONGRESS
IT'S NINETY DEGREES!
HAVE MERCY, JOHN PLEASE
IT'S HOT AS HELL IN
PHILDADEL -- PHIA!

TWO VOICES
SOMEONE OUGHT TO OPEN UP A WINDOW!

JOHN
I SAY "VOTE YES!"
"VOTE YES"
VOTE FOR INDPENDENCY

CONGRESS "A"
SOMEONE OUGHT TO OPEN UP A WINDOW!

JOHN
I SAY VOTE "YES!"

CONGRESS
SIT DOWN, JOHN!

JOHN
VOTE FOR INDEPENDENCY!

VOICE FROM CONGRESS "B"
SOMEONE OUGHT TO OPEN UP A WINDOW!


CONGRESS "B"
NO! NO! NO!
TOO MANY FLIES
TOO MANY FLIES

CONGRESS "A"
BUT IT'S HOT AS HELL IN
PHILDEL -- PHIA ... !

VOICES FROM CONGRESS "A"
ARE GOING TO OPEN UP A WINDOW?

CONGRESS "A"
CAN'T WE
COMPROMISE HERE ...?

JOHN
VOTE "YES!"

CONGRESS "B"
NO, TOO MANY FLIES HERE ... !

JOHN
VOTE "YES!"

CONGRESS (FULL)
OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE, JOHN,
SIT DOWN!

(All leave except Cool Considerate Men and John Hancock, who comes center with Dickinson)

DICKINSON

Mr. Hancock -- you're a man of property -- one of us. Why don't you join us in our minuet? Why do you persist in dancing with John Adams? Good Lord, sir, you don't even like him!

HANCOCK (singing)

THAT IS TRUE
HE ANNOYS ME QUITE A LOT
BUT STILL I'T RATHER TROT
TO MR. ADAMS' NEW GAVOTTE

DICKINSON

But why -- for personal glory? For a place in history? Be careful, sir -- history will brand him and his followers as traitors!

HANCOCK

Traitors to what, Mr. Dickinson -- the British Crown? Or the British half-crown? Fortunately, there are not enough men of property in America to dictate policy.


DICKINSON

Perhaps not -- but don't forget that most men with nothing would rather protect the possibility of becoming rich than face the reality of being poor. And that is why they will follow us --

CONSERVATIVES

-- TO THE RIGHT
EVER TO THE RIGHT
NEVER TO THE LEFT
FOREAVER TO THE RIGHT
WHERE THERE'S GOLD
A MARKET THAT WILL HOLD
TRADITION THAT IS OLD
A RELUCTANCE TO BE BOLD

DICKINSON

I SING "HOSANNA" ... :HOSANNA"
INA SANE AND LUCID MANNER ... !

CONSERVATIVES

WE ARE COOL!
WE'RE THE COOL COOL CONSERVATIVE MEN!
WHOSE LIKE MAY NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN!
WITH OUR LAND ...
CASH IN HAND ...
SELF-COMMAND ...
FUTURE PLANNED ...

AND WE'LL HOLD ...
TO OUR GOLD ...
TRADITION THAT IS OLD ...
RELUCTANT TO BE BOLD !

WE SAY THIS GAME'S NOT OF OUR CHOOSING
WHY SHOUD WE RISK LOSING...
WE ... COOL, COOL, COOL, COOL, COOL, COOL
COOL, COOL, COOL, COOL, COOL, COOL
COOL ...
COOL ....
MEN ....

(they don the hats and canes and return to the shadows as ADAMS, FRANKLIN & JEFFERSON re-appear)

JOHN (singing)

IT'S A MASTERPIECE, I SAY
THEY WILL CHEER EV'RY WORD,
EV'RY LETTER ... !

JEFFERSON

I WISH I FELT THAT WAY ...

FRANKLIN

I BELIEVE I CAN PUT IT BETTER!

NOW THEN, ATTEND
AS FRIEND TO FRIEND
OUR DECLARATION COMMITTEE ...
FOR US I SEE
IMMORTALITY ...

ALL

IN PHILADELPHIA CITY ...

FRANKLIN

A FARMER ...
A LAWYER ...
AND A SAGE!
A BIT GOUTY IN THE LEG ...
YOU KNOW IT'S QUITE BIZARRE
TO THINK THAT HERE WE ARE ...
PLAYING MIDWIVES TO ...
AN EGG.

JOHN

WE'RE WAITING FOR THE ...

ALL

CHIRP! CHIRP! CHIRP!
OF AN EAGLET BEING BORN
WAITING FOR THE
CHIRP! CHIRP! CHIRP!

ON THIS HUMID MONDAY MORNING
IN THIS -- CONGRESSIONAL INCUBATOR!

FRANKLIN

GOD KNOW'S THE TEMP' RATURE'S HOT ENOUGH
TO HATCH A STONE ...
LET ALONE ...
AN EGG!

JOHN

WE'RE WAITING FOR THE ...

ALL

SCRATCH! SCRATCH! SCRATCH!
OF THAT TINY LITTLE FELLOW
WAITING FOR THE EGG TO HATCH

ON THIS HUMID MONDAY MORNING
IN THIS -- CONGRESSIONAL INCUBATOR!

JOHN

GOD KNOWS THE TEMP'RATURE'S HOT ENOUGH
TO HATCH A STONE!

JEFFERSON

BUT WILL IT HATCH
AN EGG?

(lights dim and a spot appears stage left and Secretary Thompson appears reading a letter; FRANKLIN & JEFFERSON exit )

THOMPSON (singing)

"I HAVE BEEN IN EXPECTATION
OF RECIEVING A REPLY
ON THE SUBJECT OF MY LAST FIFTEEN DISPATCHES ... !

IS ANYBODY THERE ... ?!
DOES ANYBODY CARE ...?!
DOES ANYBODY CARE ... ?!

Y'r humble & ob'd't __ "

(Drum roll and spot goes out, lights up again on ADAMS as McNAIR & LEATHER APRON each appear with a keg)

McNAIR

Mr. Adams --

ADAMS

What?

McNAIR

These 're for you.

ADAMS

What are they?

(ABIGAIL appears suddenly in the stage left spot - Slowly the delegates appear and begin to sign the Declaration behind Adams)

ABIGAIL (singing)

COMPLIMENTS OF THE CONCORD LADIES COFFEE CLUB
AND THE SISTER HOOD OF THE TRURO SYNAGOGUE,
AND THE FRIDAY EVENING BAPTIST SEWING CIRCLE,
AND THE HOLY CHRISTIAN SISTERS OF ST. CLAIRE ....
ALL FOR YOU ... JOHN ... !
I AM, AS I EVER WAS, AND EVER SHALL BE ...
YOURS ...
YOURS ...
YOURS ...
YOURS ...

JOHN (spoken)

Abigail -- what's in those kegs ?!

ABIGAIL

SALT PETRE ... JOHN !!! (cast gathers for group bow)